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While he went back home with his father， he was so joyful that he sang and danced along the way home. suddenly he slipped and fell into the mud and his trousers got very dirty.
When he got home， his mother saw his dirty trousers and said:
"Oh，what a mess！ This is not the first time you come home like that ， and this time you are wearing your new trousers！"
"I am sorry，mum，"said Dick."But I had no time to take my new trousers off when I fell down."
高中幽默英语演讲稿 篇2
once upon a time， a weenie ant was walking on his way. as he was walking， suddenly he felt the ground shaking terribly. he looked around with his paranoid eyes and saw an elephant walking right behind him. quickly， the little ant covered himself with dirt， but one leg was unfortunately left out. a sparrow saw everything， so she flew down with the purpose of teasing the ant: “hey， chicken！ watch out your leg， it’s out！” the ant felt embarrassed at first but then calmly responded: “ shi…i am going to trip that elephant.”
right now， i’m standing on this glamorous stage. but everything here reminds me of is a not so fun memory. around this time last year i was in nanjing competing in another speech contest. that was the first time for me to be in such a large event. of course the pressure i was under was immense too. after a sleepless and stressful night， i went onto that stage without the feeling in my legs. that speech turned out to be horrible. i don’t remember how i get down from there， but i do remember afterwards i just wanted to find a hole to hide in just like the ant in the story. back at my school， it took a long time for me to recover. thanks to all the help i got from my special friends. my confidence was restored. after rounds of giving speeches and answering tough questions， i am here today. from all that i’ve been through i’ve learned that a good future is based on a forgotten past， if i want my life to go on well i have to let go of my past failure. so today， with out fear， i am tripping my elephant again.
高中幽默英语演讲稿 篇3
ladies and gentlemen ， good afternoon！ i‘m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech. today my topic is ―youth‖. i hope you will like it ， and found the importance in your youth so that more cherish it. first i want to ask you some questions: 1、do you know what is youth？ 2、how do you master your youth？ youth youth is not a time of life， it is a state of mind ;
it is not rosy cheeks ， red lips and supple knees， it is a matter of the emotions : it is the freshness ;
it is the freshness of the deep springs of life . youth means a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity of the appetite ， for adventure over the love of ease. this often exists in a man of 60 more than a boy of 20 . nobody grows old merely by a number of years . we grow old by deserting our ideals. years wrinkle the skin ， but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul . worry ， fear ， self –distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust . whether 60 of 16 ， there is in every human being ？s heart the lure of wonders， the unfailing childlike appetite of what‘s next and the joy of the game of living . in the center of your heart and my heart there‘s a wireless station : so long as it receives messages of beauty ， hope ，cheer， courage and power from men and from the infinite， so long as you are young . when the aerials are down ， and your spirit is covered with snows of cynicism and the ice of pessimism， then you are grown old ，even at 20 ， but as long as your aerials are up ，to catch waves of optimism ， there is hope you may die young at 80. thank you！
高中幽默英语演讲稿 篇4
A long time ago， there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it every day. He climbed to the tree top， ate the apples， took a nap under the shadow… He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.
Time went by…The little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree.
One day， the boy came back to the tree and looked sad. “Come and play with me，” the tree asked the boy.
“I am no longer a kid， I don’t play around trees anymore.” The boy replied， “I want toys. I need money to buy them.” “Sorry， but I don’t have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them. So， you will have money.” The boy was so excited. He picked all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy didn’t come back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.
One day， the boy returned and the tree was so excited. “Come and play with me.” The tree said. “I don’t have time to play. I have to work for my family. We need a house for shelter. Can you help me？” “Sorry， but I don’t have a house. But you can cut off my branches to build your house.” So the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.
The tree was glad to see him happy but the boy didn’t appear since then. The tree was again lonely and sad. One hot summer day， the boy returned and the tree was delighted. “Come and play with me！” the tree said.
“I am sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat？” “Use my trunk to build the boat. You can sail and be happy.” So the boy cut the tree trunk to make a boat. He went sailing and did not show up for a long time.
Finally， the boy returned after he left for so many years. “Sorry， my boy. But I don’t have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you.” the tree said. “ I don’t have teeth to bite.” The boy replied. “ No more trunk for you to climb on.” “I am too old for that now.” the boy said. “I really want to give you something…the only thing left is my dying roots.” The tree said with tears. “I don’t need much now， just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years.” The boy replied. “Good！ Old tree roots are the best place to lean on and rest. Come here， please sit down with me and have a rest.” The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears…
This is a story of everyone. The tree is our parent. When we were young， we loved to play with Mom and Dad… When we grow up， we leave them， and only come to them when we need something or when we are in trouble. No matter what， parents will always be there and give everything they could to make you happy. You may think that the boy is cruel to the tree but that's how all of us are treating our parents.
高中幽默英语演讲稿 篇5
Good morning teachers and fellow students. Today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you.
My favorite book is (Italian: Cuore). This is a diary written by an Italian boy Enrico. The diary is about his life and study. It included various touching stories that happened around Enrico， the mottos taught by his parents， as well as the wonderful ten "monthly" stories told by his teacher during the class. Every word in the chapter describes the word "love". From patriotism to friendship， and to the love between parents and child -- really touching.
This novel taught me how to love， and how to learn from love. I really like this book very much. How about you？ What is your favorite book？
My favorite book is . Have you read it before？
Oh， I haven’t read this book before. What is it about？
Well， it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father. The story is happy ending.
Can you tell us why you love this book so much？
Sure. It is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. I am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story. I have decided to learn from her from now on.
Oh I see， the story sounds very good. I cannot wait to read this book as well.